1. The Continuing Story of Belle’s Mom Remember, mom vanished during an ogre attack, and Belle has no memory of it. When she came around, Dad simply said, “You’re mother’s gone.” Belle went on that big adventure with Anna … Continue reading
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10 Of The Most Bad-Ass Moments On Once Upon A Time
Once Upon A Time has no shortage of heroes and heroic moments, but many of those play across your heartstrings without all the flash and applause. Still, there have been some epic moments that involved some really ballsy moves or … Continue reading
The 10 Biggest Bitch Moments In Once Upon A Time
This list is by no means comprehensive. Come on, if we’re being honest here, half the list should be Regina, 3/8 should be Zelena, and 1/8 should be cumulatively everyone else. I tried to spread it out a little, and … Continue reading
Remember That Time On Once Upon A Time….
Remember that time….
Charming was working in the mines?
Emma wore that dress?
Robin took a shower?
Five Questions That Once Upon A Time Needs To Answer For Me
1. Where the hell did this guy go?
In Season 2, Episode 18, “Selfless, Brave and True,” we meet “The Dragon.” He’s killed by Tamara…or was he? He told her then that this wasn’t his true form and she wasn’t killing him, and he had magic in our world, which makes him clearly more than he appeared to be. He was mentioned again in Season 4 by August, who took all the notes The Dragon was keeping about The Author. Hmmmm.
Just a gut feeling, but we’ll be seeing more of him. And Lily is part dragon, searching for her father. Hmmmm. Maybe? Maybe something we can’t even fathom yet.
2. What ever happened to Regina’s magic bean plant?
In Season 2, Episode 20, “The Evil Queen,” Regina has a magic bean plant in a terrarium. Greg and Tamara stole its beans, but the plant remained intact. Or did it wither and die in Regina’s office while they were traipsing around Neverland? They never really said for sure, and on this show, if it’s not spelled out, anything can happen. Continue reading
30 Times The Writers Of Once Upon A Time Kicked Me In The Feels
Okay, I started this list at 21- five for each season and one for season five (so far). I trimmed out some things that made me cry but landed on the happier end of the scale, I brushed aside some moments that felt like a fist in the gut and would surely make a top 40 list, but I just couldn’t get it down that low. I ended up with this. Every one of these moments brought the leakage to my eyes. Your mileage may vary, of course. So, in chronological order (to date), here they are:
1.Snow gives up baby Emma
Who can forget her grief as she handed that baby over? Heartwrenching.
2. Jiminy realizes he’s killed Gepetto’s parents and will be stuck with his own parents forever
After all he’d been through with his parents, and he’s such a gentle soul.
To have them put this dastardly deed in his lap was just…crushing. Continue reading
5 Thing I Want Out Of Season 5 Of Once Upon A Time
Ah, Once. God, do I miss you. It’s been a long, long summer, but the drought is nearly over. I’m looking forward to Sunday night like a toddler whose Grandparents just won the lottery right before Christmas. We all know … Continue reading
Fair Is Fair – It’s Time For The Amazing And Beautiful Women Of OUAT!
Okay, okay….so I like my mancandy. But I’ve gotten some emails and messages from the male (some from the female) viewing audience asking me to spotlight the amazing women of Once Upon A Time. The only problem is….how do I pick just one picture for each girl?
Holy cow, are these women beautiful. And you add in the costumes (I think I’m going to do my next post just on the costumes) and they become other-worldly creatures, beyond comprehension.
So in the interest of fair play…I give you the remarkable women of Once Upon A Time and a collection of pics that I feel capture their outstanding beauty.
Ingrid the Snow Queen
That gown! That condescending smile! That cleavage!
And speaking of cleavage….anybody remember
Jack
Mancandy Monday!! Once Upon A Time Knows How To Bring The Testosterone!
Oh, Once Upon A Time, my favorite ever-flowing font of testosterone goodness. God, I miss you. Please come back to me.
In the meantime, here’s some of my favorite pieces of man-candy for you to chew on…
Sheriff Graham and his goofy grin
Or how about when he swoops in to make a cameo?
Here’s another season 1 casualty (and prime piece of meat – literally): Peter
I could devour that. Yeah, I went there. Continue reading
Happy Birthday, Lana Parrilla! 6 Reasons Why Regina Really Rocks!
Once Upon A Time is a wonderful show, filled with amazing characters, but it would be nothing without the greatest sovereign of them all. Lana, you absolutely rock the role of Regina, one of my all-time favorite kick-ass female characters. … Continue reading