We begin this evening back in Storybrooke with Belle and Rumple preparing for toddler Gideon’s birthday party. They’ve had a wonderful year of peace and solitude in which Rumple “can’t even remember when he last used the dagger.” In a … Continue reading
I don’t believe I have ever, ever felt this kind of trepidation about a freaking TV show. If I were the type to care about my nails, I’d be pissed at how I’ve chewed them to ragged nubs, but damn. … Continue reading
It’s the season finale, and while I’m titillated at the thought of Emma forgetting everything and getting to meet Killian for the first time yet again (what are we up to now? 4?), I am facing this evening with no … Continue reading
We open tonight on teen Zelena who comes upon a young woodcutter who’s trying to rescue a fallen bird’s nest. Zelena heals the broken egg with magic and replaces a nest in a tree. The woodcutter’s name is Stanum, and … Continue reading
We open tonight on the Black Fairy, gleefully flying Gideon to her dark cavernous lair, where the children she’s stolen mine her dark fairy dust in eternal, miserable servitude. She find the copy of Her Handsome Hero that Belle tucked … Continue reading
We begin our tale this evening smack in the middle of the first Ogres war, where a nervous young soldier is bolstered by the one and only Beowulf, who possesses the magical sword Hrunting, which is infused with light magic. … Continue reading
Hallelujah, the hiatus ends at last! And with the fate of our dear series hanging in the balance, we take on this second half not knowing where the hell we’re going, which is pretty much how this show has felt … Continue reading
Tonight we begin with Regina, Killian, and Emma (with sword in hand) heading for Regina’s vault, only to encounter the Evil Queen. She’s standing over Robin’s grave and goading Regina, who takes the bait and cues up a fireball. Then … Continue reading
Tonight we begin in the loft apartment, and Emma and Regina are chewing the scenery looking for a way to defeat the Evil Queen. Snow writes Charming a note and prepares to wake him, but first she gets a feeling … Continue reading
Tonight we begin with Snow and David sleeping peacefully in bed, only to have Snow suddenly awaken in the forest as the guest of the Evil Queen. “Sleeping Snow is my favorite Snow,” Queenie coos. She wants Snow and David’s … Continue reading
Once Upon A Snarky Recap 