We begin Many Years Ago at the gingerbread cottage of the witch, with a captive young Hansel and Gretel. The witch urges them to eat, after all, there are “starving children in Arendelle.” Sounds like Anna and Elsa are dropping … Continue reading
[Thanks so much to all of you for your well-wishes! I’m on track to be out of the hospital on March 30th, if the food here doesn’t kill me first. Then loads of outpatient therapy to help me regain the … Continue reading
Please excuse me if this recap is a bit tardy, but I’m typing it from a hospital bed, which is far from ideal, but I shall persevere. The details are quite thrilling, I assure you, but that’s not what you’re … Continue reading
Aaaaand we’re back. It’s not with the breathless enthusiasm of season three, to be sure, and tonight’s viewing (hell, this whole season) is tinged with the melancholy of knowing the end is near. But we Oncers are a resilient lot, … Continue reading
We begin this episode with a shot of modern-day Lucy being rushed into the Emergency Room fading into a flashback of Henry, introducing his newborn daughter Lucy to his friends back at the Enchanted Forest encampment (which, apparently, they’ve been … Continue reading
I don’t believe I have ever, ever felt this kind of trepidation about a freaking TV show. If I were the type to care about my nails, I’d be pissed at how I’ve chewed them to ragged nubs, but damn. … Continue reading
It’s the season finale, and while I’m titillated at the thought of Emma forgetting everything and getting to meet Killian for the first time yet again (what are we up to now? 4?), I am facing this evening with no … Continue reading
Holy Damn. Damn. I just . . . Damn. Forgive me, but the words aren’t coming so good. Perhaps I should sing! I do have a Theatre degree with a minor in music, you know, so my inner Theatre nerd … Continue reading
We open tonight on teen Zelena who comes upon a young woodcutter who’s trying to rescue a fallen bird’s nest. Zelena heals the broken egg with magic and replaces a nest in a tree. The woodcutter’s name is Stanum, and … Continue reading
We open tonight’s episode with Hook and Blackbeard fleeing the Lost Boys in Neverland. It seems they are determined to make him pay for unseating Pan. Suddenly, a tranquilizer dart takes down a Lost Boy and it’s Tiger Lilly to … Continue reading
Once Upon A Snarky Recap 