[Once again, I apologize for my tardy recap – I’ll be in the hospital rehabilitating from my injury through the end of the month and the fatigue level is pretty extreme right now. I’ll do better next week, I promise.] … Continue reading
Once Upon A Time Season 7, Episode 12: The Doctor Is In
Please excuse me if this recap is a bit tardy, but I’m typing it from a hospital bed, which is far from ideal, but I shall persevere. The details are quite thrilling, I assure you, but that’s not what you’re … Continue reading
Once Upon A Time – Season 7, Episode 11 Recap: Motherly Sacrifices And A Possible Wicked Rogue
Aaaaand we’re back. It’s not with the breathless enthusiasm of season three, to be sure, and tonight’s viewing (hell, this whole season) is tinged with the melancholy of knowing the end is near. But we Oncers are a resilient lot, … Continue reading
Once Upon A Time To End At Season 7
Once Upon A Time Season 7, Episode 10 Recap – Hyperion Heights Horror Story: Coven
We begin this episode with a shot of modern-day Lucy being rushed into the Emergency Room fading into a flashback of Henry, introducing his newborn daughter Lucy to his friends back at the Enchanted Forest encampment (which, apparently, they’ve been … Continue reading
Once Upon A Time – Season 7, Episode 9 Recap: Don’t Stop Believin’
We begin this evening in the alternate realm, and Many Years Ago, I assume (they didn’t even bother with a caption this time). We observe Rapunzel, driving a carriage on a dark and stormy night containing her husband, Marcus (who … Continue reading
*sigh* Yes. Yes, I have.
Once Upon A Time – Season 7, Episode 8 Recap: Glowing Lockets, Tepid Hearts
We begin this episode with Henry and (Cinder)Ella in the alternate realm, getting all worked up over swords. She leans in for a kiss and backs off, only to see Alice spying on them from behind a tree. Alice tells … Continue reading
Once Upon A Time – Season 7, Episode 7 Recap: When Your Ovaries Are Ripped Out By A Hook
We open tonight in the Wish Realm, and a pre-episode 2 alt-Hook is rounding up the crew to outrun the curse – but Evil Queen Regina was bested by Snow and Charming (who somehow managed to take her magic). The … Continue reading
Once Upon A Time – Season 7, Episode 6 Recap: Ivy’s Got Dem Crazy Eyes
We open tonight on Roni and Henry at the bar, looking over the picture that was found in the last episode. Roni takes extreme offense to being labeled “The Evil Queen” and even reaches for a baseball bat to go … Continue reading